A 19 year old SHS student's letter to her boyfriend

My dearest,

This is your girlfriend calling.

Before i go on, how is your air condition?

You do something i don't like at all.

You take another girlfriendship & it pains me.

The first time you see me you say i beautiful than all the girls in your town but i hear people say you say i no beautiful. If i no beautiful, i wont say anything. I will give all to God.

Even when it is raining. U pass through the rain & come & stand by my window place & call me, and you think if i throw you medicine, it won’t hit you? It will hit you, paapa! only i am the christianity so i wont throw you.

Now I get new boyfriendship & he do work in an aeroplane.

You say i no beautiful, i and you who are beautiful? Your face like a goat.

Because of what you have done...heeeehe! God will beat you with a big stick. When you come to our yard. i will show you wise.

Your faithfool,
Onome